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way, was so hot down near the Indian border, we stopped to seek shade and cold drinks. We watched the passing parade for a while. On the main road from India, this is a very busy town. Rickshaws by the dozen, transportation of every kind; water buffalo pulling covered wagons, motorbikes, buses and the usual assortment of goats. It’s crazy, locals selling fruit and drinks, worked their way through the traffic. Cows wandering aimlessly or just standing in the middle of the road. It’s the Hindu way, cows get right of way. Another 20 kilometres or so, we found the entrance road to the Chit- wan Jungle Lodge and negotiated to lock the bikes in a nearby building while on safari. It all sounds like a very old Phantom comic; transport to the lodge deep in the jungle is via a very old Landrover and dugout canoe. We enjoy a late lunch, our elephant safari started at 6:00pm. “Would Sahib like another serving of buffalo steak?” asks the waiter. “Sahib would,” I reply, it was great, especially after our mainly vegetarian meals on the trek. The afternoon was spent under a grass umbrella around the bar. Khukuri rum and cokes at just AU$1.50. Now I know why the British miss the days of the Raj. The jungle is thick, and the grass is higher than an elephant’s back. Tiger footprints were seen, but alas, noth- ing feline in the flesh. The following day was one off the bikes as we went on another elephant safari. The fol- low day we run the gauntlet back to Kathmandu in the opposite direction. The trip back is a whole other story. The day cooler, an enormous traffic holdup, at least 100 trucks. We had sort of worked out the traffic rules and experienced overtaking five wide. Steve had a flat rear tyre, just as I put in the best passing move for the whole ride and still more goats. “You’ve never really ridden a bike ‘til you’ve ridden in Nepal,” laughed Steve There’s so much more that could be left to your imagination after all, you wouldn’t want to know everything before you had a go your- self, would you? SM TRAVERSE 58 Stewie undertook this ride in 2001 well before Nepal became a 'tourist' riders destination. There's now a proliferation of tour companies hiring bikes of all makes but especially Royal Enfield. He laughs there's now a law that tries to prevent the overuse of the horn ... not sure that it's working ...