interested in writing his profile for him ? This was not the first time I have been offered a gig writing through a dating app . This was not the first time I have been offered money in return for a service through a dating app . Financially , I love the idea . Morally , I hate it because no one is going to get to know you if you are not the one expressing yourself .
No , I won ' t write your profile for you but let me give you a few tips .
1 ) Put your shirt back on . I get it ; you look good naked . Put your damn clothes back on .
2 ) Actually , have something written on your profile . Bonus points for clever charm and wit . I don ' t want none unless you got puns , Hun .
3 ) " That ' s not my kid in the picture " WHY ? Have you ever spoken to people on a dating app ? There are creepers and no shortage of them . If you are a parent , you own the right to post a picture of your own kid . If it is not your child , don ' t do it .
4 ) You don ' t need a drink in your hand in every picture . Congratulations , you need a twelve step program , not a date .
5 ) The fish ' ain ' t that big . Don ' t be so proud of it , and darling , not everyone wants to see a picture of it .
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