The Profile Makes the Man
By Kerri M . Rehak
" Hey there , sexy . What are you doing tonight ? What is it that you are looking for on here ?"
Ideally , I am looking for a relationship . I am here to talk to some , meet with several , and maybe spend more time with a few who may have the potential for more . Oh yeah , that and because about half of you have potential to be research subjects for my next article . You are what we call , " the what not to dos " and I hate to judge a book by its cover but darling , you are an easy read .
" Did you expect differently ? He has a soul patch !"
A friend questioned my judgment as I sent him another humorous first message . Goodness , no ! This is exactly what I expected from the fella with the soul patch , sunglasses , and arms behind head . In fact , the reason I swiped right on this sweet gentleman is that I was making the guess that he would send me a message in the style that he did .
I have been compiling groups of men and boys based on their pictures and basic " about me " profiles . What are the factors that immediately differentiate those with potential vs . the so-called " fuck boys "?
I understand you work out . I do not understand why you are flexing and shirtless in every one of your pictures . You are not at the beach or pool . Yes , you have a great body but put your damn shirt back on !
You are looking for a relationship with a good woman . I do not understand why you expect anyone to buy that with you surrounded by silicone and mini skirts in your main picture .
Cool , you like fishing . I do not understand why you have such a big smile on your face holding up that four-inch fish . This just makes me wonder what other little things you think you should be proud of .
Recently I received a message asking if because I was a writer , would I be
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