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DURING THESE ASSASSINATION FANTASIES
Donald Trump and the conceptual auto disaster. Numerous studies have been conducted upon patients in minal paresis (G.P.I), placing Trump in a series of stimulated auto-crashes, e.g. multiple pile-ups, head-on collisions, motorcade attacks (fantasies of Presidential assassinations remained a continuing preoccupation, subjects showing a marked polymorphic fixation on wind-shields and rear trunk assemblies) Powerful erotic fantasies of an anal-sadistic character surrounded the image of the President Elect. Subjects were required to construct the optimum auto-disaster victim by placing a replica of Trump’s head on the unretouched photographs of crash fatalities. In 82 percent of cases massive rear end collisions outside a hotel in Moscow were selected with a preference for expressed urine matter and rectal haemorrhages. It is hoped to construct a rectal modulus of Trump and the auto-disaster of maximised audience arousal.
TALLIS BECAME INSCREASINGLY OBSESSED.
Studies of ‘Home Alone 2’ and episodes of ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ and ‘Sex and the City’ featuring Donald Trump reveal characteristic patterns of facial tonus and musculature associated with homoerotic behaviour and “Locker room talk”. The continuing tension of buccal sphincters and the repeated references to a 17 billion-dollar wall; combined with earlier studies of his facial rigidity. (cf., Adolf Hitler, Nixon). Slow motion cine-films of campaign speeches exercised a marked erotic effect upon an audience of spastic children. Even with mature adults the verbal material was found to have minimal effect, as demonstrated by substitution of an edited tape giving diametrically opposed opinions. Parallel films of rectal images revealed a sharp upsurge in xenophobic fantasies.
WITH THE PUDENDA OF THE PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDER.
Incidence of orgasms in fantasies of sexual intercourse with Donald Trump. Patients were provided with assembly kit photographs of sexual partners during intercourse. In each case Trump’s face was superimposed upon the original partner. Vaginal intercourse with ‘Trump’ proved uniformly disappointing, producing orgasm in just 2 percent of subjects. The preferred mode of entry overwhelmingly proved to be the rectal. After a preliminary course in anatomy it was found that caecum and transverse colon also provided excellent sites for excitation. In an extreme 12 percent of cases, the simulated anus of post-colostomy surgery generated spontaneous orgasm in 98 percent of penetrations. Multiple-track cine films were constructed of ‘Trump’ in intercourse during (a) campaign speeches, (b) rear-end auto-collisions with one and three-year-old model changes (c) with rear-exhaust assemblies.
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