The Voice Issue 6, Autumn 2011 | Page 27

Say it a bit louder Then there are the people who do that old thing of shouting at me as if they assume I’m hard of hearing. So they start hollering away which, apart from being murder on the ears (and is probably contributing to me getting hard of hearing), makes it harder for me to be understood. Good conversation is all about matching (so I’m told). So when you’re a parent you talk softly to calm your child down. When you’re flirting (I can just about remember how that’s done) you try and match what the other person is saying and how they’re saying it. And when you’re faced with someone shouting at you it’s hard not to resist shouting right back at them. Except of course, I can’t do that. But if anyone is interested, please do get in touch through The Voice, or you can email me at [email protected] or write to me at Rob Cornish, 1 Templand Park, Allithwaite, Cumbria LA11 7QS. Congratulations to Rob for his pioneering work! We look forward to hearing about future developments. This is certainly one area of post laryngectomy-life that needs the attention. Larys can re-learn to swim in a pool with the aid of a larkel, but there aren’t really any options for anyone who wants to get out on the sea. That’s why Rob’s new-concept breathing device is so important. Incidentally the only other source of information we’ve found on sea survival aids for sea-faring larys can be found at http://tinyurl.com/sealary ? Again it looks a bit odd. Imagine me in a pub with a shouty stranger – me all hoarse whispers and him all supposedly wellintentioned shouting. It’d be hilarious if it wasn’t quite so objectionable. The best listeners So thank goodness for kids. I’d like to take the credit and say that my grandchildren are the exception, but they’re not. All the children I’ve met listen a lot better than their parents do. And they always talk right back at me. It’s a real pleasure to have some proper conversations again – it’s just a shame that some of the easiest people to talk to aren’t old enough to drink in a pub! Maybe you’ve found a way around this problem? If so, I’d love to hear it. Until then, I’m off to lie down in a darkened room while I get my blood p ressure back down to normal! This is angry lary signing off. ? Going abroad? Call 0800 783 1659 for your free copy Take the ‘Foreign Travel Aid’ Autumn 2011 | THE VOICE 27