The September* Issue 1 | Page 15

"Here are some day-in-the-life occurrences that have helped me believe I’m the strong woman Oprah tells me I am." ANYTIME I WEAR REAL CLOTHES This isn't a specific instance, but every time I don’t wear sweatpants is a Citizen Kane of small victories. I feel this doesn’t need much explanation because I know it’s universal truth that changing from fleece to denim is akin to being stabbed by thousands of tiny metaphorical knives. Anyone that puts themselves through that is a true hero. I usually blast Diana Ross’ “I’m Coming Out” for an instant morale boost, and ignore the side eye glances I get on the sidewalk. DEFENSIVE DRIVING I’ve been known to give people near heartattacks when they drive with me, so it probably wasn't the smartest idea to move to a city with 6 lane freeways that I’m just supposed to be chill with. Born and raised in the midwest, avoiding confrontation has been engrained in me forever, even if that meant my horn was barely used and a semi was maybe going to drive me off of the road. So when a freshly waxed Tesla thought they could edge between my Ohio-plated Honda, they weren’t expecting to meet the reverberating tones of my horn that bellowing throughout the town, alerting everyone that I have staked my claim in this city (bonus: I think this has helped me assert confidence in my real life! Meta victory!). Maybe (definitely) I’m dramatic, but prepping for the gym consists of me either whining to no one, or sitting in silence as “Losing My Religion” plays in the background. After I’m done wallowing, I go to kickboxing, casually kick ass (read: not leaving early), and feel really great about being productive. I smile and nod at the toned adults I pass in the parking lot, because we are basically one in the same. USING REUSABLE GROCERY BAGS This may seem like the smallest small victory of them all, but using reusable bags at the grocery store means I actually remembered to do something impactful. I bought about seven of these bags at the beginning of my journey into adulthood, not realizing that being in control of your life is having to remember 30 things at once. So naturally, I would leave the store with my groceries packed in paper bags, all while gawking at the real life people who remembered to be environmentally friendly. GOING TO THE GYM So when the bagging assistant at Trader Joe’s started to place my Peanut Butter Panda Puff cereal into one of their bags, you can imagine my enthusiasm when I exclaimed “I have my own bags!” The exclamation was followed by a weird loud cackle that everyone ignored, but I didn’t even care how it came out. Having my reusable bags ready meant that I only needed to remember 29 new things instead of 30! One step closer to being a human being. I got a gym membership this year, and for someone who has been dubbed as “the personification of a sloth,” this is a huge deal. Some people must enjoy putting themselves through the sweat-infested hell hole, but for me working out gives me the same amount of joy as dealing with cockroaches. This list may seem like a nonsensical and completely inane humble brag, but this mindset is how I’ve gotten through the past year. Counting small victories can be empowering and life-affirming, and leads to even more bigger victories. So alas, I give a mental high-five to everyone figuring out their 20’s, and beyond.//