Welcome
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A very warm welcome to the first SJIS publication of 2015! Absolutely no feedback has been given on the new layout featured in Volume 6(3), so we shall assume it has left readers speechless with awe until we hear otherwise.
A great many fantastic phenomena have been uncovered at the end of 2014, as we continue to reveal the few remaining discoveries available to us. This is, however, tarnished by the recent death of a former SJIS founder, and great scientist (obituary to follow in these pages).
But his passing only makes it more clear to us – nothing can hold back man from his beloved science. No matter who falls in this endeavour, and though we might think such a setback may cause us to falter and stray from this path, we only continue to push harder and faster towards that goal of completed knowledge.
Here at SJIS, despite our open equal opportunities policy, not a single female has ever contributed an article, or worked for us in any way. Several have, however, contributed their bosoms, in glorious scientific settings. There are two implications to this – firstly, we encourage and express a wish for ladies to join our ranks beyond the camera. Secondly that, despite the weak criticisms, ‘sexy science’ is here to stay. If 100% of women with any involvement with SJIS opt to remove their clothing rather than unlock the secrets of the universe, we are forced to assume that this is what you want. And who are we to argue?
Back to the science...in short, we discovered some new pandas (1,600, to be precise), and present a preliminary study on the nature of everything.
Phil Burchell
Supreme-Editor-in-Chief
In this Issue
2: Welcome
3: Sexy Science
4: Fungus Zone
4-5: Obituary
5: Fashion
6: Technology Review
6-7: An Early History Of SJIS
7: Picture Competition
8: Pseudoscience
8-9: News
9: Ask the Editors
10: Coprology Feature
10-11: Reviews
11: Proof of the Month
12: The Future
12-15: Original Research
13: Mathematics
14: Scientific Method
15: Problems Solved
16-17: Scientist in the Spotlight
16-17: Correspondence
Burchell, P.j.