Correspondence
Dear SJIS,
I am a long time reader and admirer of all the brilliant science you publish. You have conquered so much of the unknown all ready; do you think one day we will know everything there is to know in the universe? What will you do then?
Sarah
Well Sarah, not only do we believe that one day we will know everything (ambition to achieve this goal is part of the oath all SJIS employees swear every day), but we have gained some evidence that this will happen. During some experiments with communicating through time the Supreme-editor-in-chief contacted himself on his retirement asteroid relaxing after a hard day's work knowing everything. When we do know everything about the universe, we plan to investigate the wider multiverse.
Dear SJIS,
I'm a psychic (if you doubt this know that I wear multiple hats at once) and I'm worried about the negative publicity your journal gives my field. Why do you insist on calling it a pseudoscience? It makes my moustache bristle with indignation!
Giles
We're sorry to be the ones to inform you, Giles, that your subject of choice is indeed a pseudoscience and a farce. It was dreamt up by the Supreme-editor-in-chief as a joke, which caught on more than expected. We
were surprised to learn that it's taken so seriously in some circles. This must come as a shock to you. Never fear, if you continue to read the SJIS you'll get through it and come out a better person.
Dear SJIS,
Since you published the astounding discovery of Homo prosapiens in Volume 1 Issue 1, I have been trying desperately to find out more information about these reclusive creatures. Unfortunately only your journal seems to be brave enough to publish such radical and groundbreaking science. Will we see any more work on these species in future issues?
Eve
Your search will soon come to an end, as we do indeed intend to publish any science about Homo prosapiens, as long as it meets our strict requirements and passes peer review of course!
Dear SJIS,
I've read every issue of the SJIS ever published and I am interested in how you go from fantastic science to a full journal. Could I have a guided tour of SJIS headquarters?
Brian
No. Here at SJIS headquarters we have an extensive security system invented specially by our team of scientists and engineers to prevent anyone entering and stealing all our secrets and our highly nutritious brie.