Welcome
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Our science is immaculate, our researchers are all at a super-genius level of intelligence, our ladies have the largest bosoms in the labs and our statistics are flawless.
It is fair to say, however, that our journals have been lacking the professional feel that major publications provide. As such, I am proud to unveil the result of our latest editorial overhaul! You will hopefully find this issue more colourful, professional and visually arousing than our previous, frankly embarassing issues.
Beyond the layout of our journal, the science is of course revolutionary. The IJSS have, thankfully, quietened down considerably since the last issue and so, what we present here is an unobstructed tsunami of knowledge.
Biology has a strong bias in our journals (due to the specialism of our chief scientists, myself included). All science is glorious, and so we ask that specialists in other fields, particularly of mathematics and physics (subjects I feel are underrepresented in SJIS) submit their work for peer review.
Enjoy the science and tits.
Phil Burchell
Supreme-Editor-in-Chief
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In this Issue
SJIS
Welcome.....................Page 2
Sexy Science..............Page 3
Reviews.......................Page 4
Fashion........................Page 5
Technology Review...Page 6
Original Research.....Page 6
Scientific Limericks..Page 7
News............................Page 8
Conference Overview..................Page 10
Health & Safety.......Page 10
Ask the Editors........Page 11
Scientist in the Spotlight...................Page 12
Correspondence.....Page 12
Congratulations to Sam Hendry who captured this winning photo - The inner workings of a Sjisium manufacturing plant.
Burchell, P
Picture Competition