The casual reader is often concerned about the future of SJIS. Such incredible, fundamental, all-encompassing science is published at such a rapid rate in this journal that the obvious question arises: Will we run out of steam? Indeed, will we know EVERYTHING before the end of 2014?
The answer, of course, is hopefully yes. Nothing should be put in place to slow science down, not even this journal. However, merely completing the human goal of attaining all knowledge is no reason for SJIS to stop working. After that, there's the future to get started on. After that, we endeavour to know everything about the multiverse. SJIS therefore has a healthy and long future, and in fact only one obstacle stands in our way.
That obstacle is the International Journal of Scientific Studies, a slanderous parasite on the publishing industry that is inexplicably gaining an impressive following despite its reputation for factual inaccuracy and rubbish statistics. We simply ask that you, our readers, choose order over chaos and subscribe to the journal that offers the best science, the best statistics, and the sexiest scientists.
Thank you, and enjoy this issue.
Phil Burchell
Supreme-Editor-in-Chief
SJIS and The Future
Contents
Cover...........................................Page 1
Contents....................................Page 2
Welcome from the Editor.......Page 2
Sexy Science.............................Page 3
News...........................................Page 4
Reviews......................................Page 6
Original Research....................Page 8
SJIS Investigates....................Page 10
Scientist in the Spotlight.....Page 14
Correspondence....................Page 16
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Congratulations to this issue's picture competition winner, Katie, with her beautiful sketch of Ursus maritimus savaging a Pusa hispida on an ice floe.