ISSUE 14 | BREAKING WITH TRADITION
calling all yoga
fanatics!
Next month, our very own Yoga Guru, Kate Mills, will be
hosting a ten minute desk yoga session.
Think seated twists, forward bends over your desks (no jokes please
Brooksy...), and a huge sense of revitalization, relaxation and joy. Kate plans
to share some practical tips to help reduce stress and feel energetic at work
and at home.
WORD ON
THE POD
Overheard across the
Group this month
“Wolf from Gladiators used to take the
tennis lessons at my school”
“I quite fancy Andrea Pirlo’s face”
Date and Time are TBC
“That was the best Polo I’ve ever had”
Contact Kate Mills to register your interest
“Did I tell you about the time I met Alan
Shearer? It wasn’t him… just a fan in a
Newcastle shirt at a petrol station”
Namaste Octopedes!
CAPTAIN CAPTION
Ahoy hoy Captioneers,
Having liaised with the editorial team at The Sauce the FEAR is no longer at
my door; the flow of captions has thankfully been restored. With a simple
e-mail communication to the masses, we received some last-minute entries
about a man and his dog. Massive congratulations to Emily Wearmouth
who beautifully captured what we were all thinking about Dog Vs. Man. See
a kitchen near you for her winning entry.
On to the next! This month’s submission from our successful Tech Heads
event… can anyone hazard a guess what our esteemed board members
were thinking?
Answers please to [email protected]
6 | THE SAUCE | JUNE 2014
“I’m just slutting up some pixels.
This is pixel porn!”
“If I were a vet and he were a dog I’d
have put him down”
“If you can’t play with it and if you can’t
share it then nobody will want it”
“Labradors are MENTAL”
“For some reason, the phrase
‘back office’ makes me feel really
uncomfortable.”
If you hear anything on your pod
then email wordonthepod@
weareoctopusgroup.net