The Renaissance April, 1400 | Page 3

Gossip

Did you know that Leonardo da Vinci was homeschooled? I feel bad for him must have no friends. I wonder how he’s so talented? He was a mathemetician, scientist, painter, sculpture etc.

-Nagata

Did you hear? Anne Boleyn didn't have a boy. And with King Henry VIII's obssession with having an heir, you know what that means...

-Kaitlyn

Shakespeare is so pretentious, oh my god it's double suicide, not romance. What a loser.

-Katerina

This just in, word on the street is Juliet Capulet has fallen in love with an older man. Is this adorable puppy love or just plain out gross?

-Anna

Did you hear that Christopher Columbus did not really sail to Asia?

-Stephanie

OMG!!! Henry is going to divorce his wife Catherine. Why does he need another wife? He already has her.

-Jessica

Wow, Lutheranism is becoming a huge thing. They are like a swarm of protest-ants

-Crystal

Two women have mysteriously died from tumors around Elizabeth. How scandalous. Tumor giver!

-Alyssa

II Sodoma = more homosexuality than a rainbow

-Hattie

OMG, did you hear that Mary Tudor is pregnant with a son?!

-Nicole

Ew Martin Luther. What was he thinking, trying to make his own religion. We all know it's a cult anyway.

-Ahlgren