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renew
passion

TEN

Ways
Passionless
to know
you’re in a

Relationship
by Richard Nicastro, Ph.D.

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ou and your wife are settled in for the Mary
Tyler Moore Show marathon with his and hers
bags of microwave popcorn and caffeine-free
diet Pepsi. Before Mary even gets in her first,
“Oh, Mr. Grant!”, the Passion Police bust down your door
and handcuff you both. “You are hereby charged with
becoming passive about passion.” Nearly insane with panic
(you’re under arrest, after all), you call out to your wife,
“Honey, tell them it’s a big mistake. They’ve got the wrong
couple!” Your wife makes a similar plea and pledges her
undying love for you as evidence of her innocence.
The police captain shakes his head and smirks. “Tell it to
the judge. And just for the record, we have evidence that
you’ve both neglected this aspect of your relationship for
quite a while.”
The next day the judge outline ́ѡ