ADVERTISMENTS
Tired of slow reactions from staff on the ground?
Tired of pointless waiting on ARD while the Ruperts make a plan?
Your worries are over!
Buy your Officer or SNCO a Lingorian Seat Warmer.
These contemporary ethnic style Mess lounge chairs are ergonomically designed for that
chic modern look. Coming in ‘Union Carbide’ blue and white, with a fun Danger sticker,
these seats are guaranteed to light up the party next time there’s high jinks in the
Officer mess. Remotely operated – batteries not included.
Call Ahmed. Maruko Cash and Carry 7762
Melony has a large chest for sale. Ring
MARUKO 7741
The Gingerbread house. Executive
massage for all clients … Even dem with
da ginger pubes innit. Call CORAZON
8723
Lolas House of Fun. British Soldier boys
any your tiny weapons are welcome.
Massage, erotic dancing shampoo and
set all only L$25 + all-you-can-eat buffet.
REPENT: Repent Sinners. Baptist Chapel
Group Meets. Thursday evenings 7PM,
27 Rue d’ la Revolution, Corazon. Ring
top bell.
Nipple Clamps: L$20 per dozen. Ring
Ahmed. CORAZON 8798
CORAZON TAXI – Velly Speede we is! All
places not so much. CORAZON 8888.
Garden Furniture for sale. Impending
house sales forces relocation. Call Lucan
on
8721.
Buyer
to
collect.
WANTED
Can you read and write better than 90% of the unit (including of 2Plt)? Are you willing to
draw with blunted pencils and pissed-through-paper? The Rag needs you! No experience
required, message Papa for enquiries. (Members of Flight need not apply, no blacks, no
dogs, no Irish).
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