The Rag Volume 1 | Page 7

ADVERTISMENTS Tired of slow reactions from staff on the ground? Tired of pointless waiting on ARD while the Ruperts make a plan? Your worries are over! Buy your Officer or SNCO a Lingorian Seat Warmer. These contemporary ethnic style Mess lounge chairs are ergonomically designed for that chic modern look. Coming in ‘Union Carbide’ blue and white, with a fun Danger sticker, these seats are guaranteed to light up the party next time there’s high jinks in the Officer mess. Remotely operated – batteries not included. Call Ahmed. Maruko Cash and Carry 7762 Melony has a large chest for sale. Ring MARUKO 7741 The Gingerbread house. Executive massage for all clients … Even dem with da ginger pubes innit. Call CORAZON 8723 Lolas House of Fun. British Soldier boys any your tiny weapons are welcome. Massage, erotic dancing shampoo and set all only L$25 + all-you-can-eat buffet. REPENT: Repent Sinners. Baptist Chapel Group Meets. Thursday evenings 7PM, 27 Rue d’ la Revolution, Corazon. Ring top bell. Nipple Clamps: L$20 per dozen. Ring Ahmed. CORAZON 8798 CORAZON TAXI – Velly Speede we is! All places not so much. CORAZON 8888. Garden Furniture for sale. Impending house sales forces relocation. Call Lucan on 8721. Buyer to collect. WANTED Can you read and write better than 90% of the unit (including of 2Plt)? Are you willing to draw with blunted pencils and pissed-through-paper? The Rag needs you! No experience required, message Papa for enquiries. (Members of Flight need not apply, no blacks, no dogs, no Irish). 7