Volume 12, Issue 08
The PEACEKEEPER
Page 6
From the JAG’s Desk
Reporter continued from pg. 5
male or a female?
WITNESS:
Unless the Circus was in town I'm going
with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning
pursuant to a deposi on no ce which I
sent to your a orney?
WITNESS:
No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have
you performed on dead people?
WITNESS:
All of them. The live ones put up too much
of a ?ght.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?
What school did you go to?
WITNESS:
Oral...
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the me that you examined
the body?
WITNESS:
The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the me?
WITNESS:
If not, he was by the me I ?nished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you quali?ed to give a urine sample?
WITNESS:
Are you quali?ed to ask that ques on?
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And last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the
autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS:
No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS:
No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS:
No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the pa ent was
alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS:
No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS:
Because his brain was si ng on my desk in
a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the pa ent have s ll been
alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS:
Yes, it is possible that he could have been
alive and prac cing law.
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR VERY OWN
TOM PAWELCZAK!
FCAPT Debbie Blaser, Commanding Office, USS Hadfield, Region 13
(standing, right) presents RADM Thomas Pawelczak with the Hadfield’s
Member of the Year Award during the Hadfield’s Anniversary Dinner held
August 31.