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Motoring policeman. “Can’t do that either, Officer.” “Why not?” “Because l am a haemophiliac. If l give blood l could die.” “Fine then, just step out of the car and walk this white line.” “Can’t do that either, Officer.” “Why not?” “Because l am drunk.”……. lol…. organisations that focus on identifying such deserving persons. Those seeking such donations should write to us, giving full details of the disability, pictures and a letter from a Doctor confirming such a disability. And those willing to assist our fellow sisters and brothers through the Car Donations should also write or call. All donations will be done in camera at The Parade Offices and, with the consent of both parties, all such donations will be made public through this column. In many cases, families keep vehicles that they no longer use and as The Parade, we believe that such resources can assist others while cleaning the environment. Those who donate the vehicles also benefit from withholding tax as provided for in the Income Tax Act, as an incentive too. Car Clubs T his column is also going to co ordinate the establishment of Car Clubs in various communities throughout the country. Such Car Clubs benefit motorists in many ways, outside the basic networking and mixing with other car owners who share same interest. Car Clubs help members exchange helpful insights and ideas on how they can improve their car performance, as well as learn from each other on matters that deal with maintenance and servicing. The platform assists members access spare parts, buy or sell their vehicle quickly and, at times, other car clubs negotiate discounts when purchasing car-related things from shops that benefit their members through savings. So ideally through this Column, we want to link up people in different parts of cities, towns or suburbs to influence the setting up of these Clubs. This practice is operating well in South Africa and all other developed countries and as Zimbabwe, we want to emulate this to benefit you, the readers. Send me an email if you want to be part of these Clubs in your community and we will link you up with others and successfully co-ordinate this project. Kindly send me any autorelated jokes that we can all share with others in this column. Well folks the rains are still with us, so make sure simple things like your wipers are working properly. If you are caught up in the hailstorms like what happened in Harare a couple of weeks back, it could suddenly become dangerous to motorists. And remember parking under trees is as good as leaving your car open in the slums with your laptop and iphone in the open. Sadly, many vehicles got damaged as a result of the hailstorm so don’t park under any tree. Auto Jokes V ariety is indeed the spice of life and while this column will have a greater detail of hard facts on various topics, we believe that lighter moments are always essential to our lives. And for that reason, we shall have Auto Jokes as a permanent sub-section of this column that seeks to make you laugh and increase your lifespan. Here goes: A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyser. “I can’t do that, Officer,” he protests. “Why not?.” “Because l ‘m an asthmatic, very seriously affected. I could get an asthma attack if l blow into that tube.” “Okay, well just get a blood sample down at the station,” proposes the The Parade - Zimbabwe’s Most Read Lifestyle Magazine Stanley Makombe is a Motor Industry Consultant, Writer and also Producer/ Presenter of Car Talk on ZBC’s SFM Radio. Email: [email protected], Cell: +263 779 888 771 April 2013 Page 67