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"Resolution Solution" continued...
"My body has never looked or felt so tight as it does in my new supportive underwear! Who needs to breathe, anyway?"
by Anita Buchett
Distraction Works: Try to emphasize parts of your body that you don’t hate. Wear plenty of makeup, accentuating your facial features, and nobody will notice the cellulite thighs. When going dancing, wear a low-cut top to draw attention to your cleavage and make sure you jump and bounce a lot on the dance floor. That way, nobody will notice your arms flapping around. If you like your legs, ankles or feet, squeeze into a pair of fishnet stockings and get a pair of 6 inch heels to accentuate that part of your body. Accessories can go a long way too; a wide belt on a flabby tummy will make it look like it’s just the belt that’s a little thick and huge dangling earrings
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Get Support: If the makeup, slimming clothing and efforts to distract don’t cut it, there’s no shame in resorting to supportive undergarments. Who needs to be able to breathe, when you look gorgeous? Forget those flimsy bustieres; try a good, solid corset to take inches off your figure. If worn properly, it might even relocate your fat to a more desirable area of the body. A double push-up bra with latex inserts is a very popular method in accentuating cleavage, and padded panties with thigh and belly support are a great way to get a shapely bum without having to resort to torture at the gym.
Failing all else, you could decide to be one of those cheery chicks who feel that beauty is on the inside and remind yourself that most guys don't like those bony bitches anyway. Now, go be happy with your new weight, donate your clothes to the base thrift store, and give yourself a good excuse to go shopping. After all, he did just get paid and you could probably find some FABULOUS boxing day sales!