Dad jokes
“Why do chicken coops only have two
doors?”
-Because if they had four,They would be a
chicken sedans
Me:”Hey i was thinking…..
Dad:”I Thought i smelled something
burning.”
“How do you make a Kleenex dance”
-put a little boogie in it
“What time did the man go to the dentists”
-Tooth Hurt-y
“A ham sandwich walks into a bar and
orders a beer. Bartender says “Sorry we don’t serve food
here”