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Spotlight on Nature by David Lane Indiana Master Naturalist In my years as a sportsman I have heard a good many wive’s tales. Some are so ridiculous I can’t help but laugh. Others, especially those that wrongfully persecute animals, are not quite as funny at all. We humans have always had a quirk about unanswered questions. Mysteries make us feel insecure, often to the point where we will accept even ludicrous explanations for them. Most old wives’ tales about the outdoors stemmed from “educated guesses” made by early settlers and or pioneers who were familiar with the animals and their environment but had no hard, scientific evidence to answer their questions. So they made up their own conclusions. Even today we do not have all the answers (and at the rate we are destroying our planet, we may never get them), but the huge storehouse of natural information we have amassed is sufficient to disprove nearly all of the myths that have been passed down from generation to generation. The following collection of old wives’ tales (most of them perpetrated by men) still persist today. I will be brief on some of these because I could really go into great detail and I don’t have a lot of space to cover it all. Porcupines throw their quills when attacked. This is false. Normally solitary, a porcupine is covered Wildlife inspires a host of myths, this month we will explore some of these old wives’ tales and set the truth straight right from the get-go. with roughly thirty thousand needlesharp barbed quills. Most of them are concentrated on its thick, muscular tail. The loosely attached quills can be voluntarily released when an attacker touches them, but at no time do they take flight. This myth was probably created to keep children a safe distance from the porky’s lighting-fast tail, which it uses to slap potential enemies that approach within striking distance. My observations and further study have proved that they are unwilling, and even reluctant, to use their spiny weapons on humans unless provoked in the extreme. Embedded porcupine quills will work themselves further and further into a victim’s body, eventually killing him. False again. Unremoved quills often result in serious infection, and an animal with a mouth full of quills may starve to death because it can’t eat, but the quills will not work themselves deeper. Porcupine meat has worms in it. To me this is the most ridiculous of the porcupine myths. Not only is it not true, I can find no reason for its existence unless maybe it was fabricated to protect the porcupine from humans. The porcupine is easy prey for humans; a sharp blow across its nose will usually kill it instantly. I have Oak Grove Tax Service Excellence is Our Goal • Affordable Rates Old Wives’ Tales • Free E-File • Free Pick-up & Delivery of Tax Documents Service you can trust! 6275 N 450 W • Shipshewana, IN 46565 • 260-585-0081• fax 260-562-2901 • [email protected] 10% Discount for first 15 new clients! OSA on site auto LLC { • Over 10 Years Experience in Tax Preparation found that after visiting the northern part of Michigan, I can actually walk right up to one of these creatures. They do not seem to be frightened of human presence. In any case, porcupine meat does not contain worms. The age of a whitetail deer can be determined by the size of its antlers. Totally untrue. Biologists disproved this belief several years ago, but for some reason it still remains a widely-touted “fact” among many hunters. Antlers, which are temporary and should not be confused with the permanent horns grown by some hoofed animals, require an abundance of nutritious food to attain the stately growth form we recognize as a trophy rack. Bucks that are not well fed and do not get enough variety in their diet simply will not take in enough of the nutrients required for maximum antler growth. It is not uncommon for a young buck to grow a magnificent pair of antlers, especially in area of heavy commercial farming, while an older buck living exclusively on wild vegetation may achieve little more than a set of tined spikes. Tooth development, wear and deterioration can be used as an accurate indicator of age, but antler size tells only how well the animal has been eating. “We Come to You!” Light automotive repair with free estimates Call Eric Dunithan: 260.376.0044 The Hometown Treasure · Feb. ‘12 · pg 21