HEALTH
READERS’ QUESTIONS
SEXUAL HEALTH
by Jake Jenkins & Jenna Thomas at 56 Dean Street
ERECTION ISSUES
Dear Jon
Thank you for your question. Firstly be
reassured that plenty of people have
issues like this so you are not alone. We
have a specialist service at 56 Dean Street
for people who suffer with erection
problems, however you would need to be
referred in by your GP.
You can get him to do this directly with a
letter, or we have a form which you can
collect and ask the GP to fill out before
sending it back.
Hopefully this helps!
Jenna
If you’ve got a question for the 56
Dean Street team visit
noexcuse.thegayuk.com ∎
BETTER TASTING MAN MAYO. Here’s ten
ways to improve the taste of your sperm.
1. WASH IT ALL OUT: We hear it all the time…
‘Drink more water!’ It washes out all the pollutants not only great for your cum’s taste, but great for
skin, liver and kidneys.
2. POLLUTION: Cut down on the pollutants, these
are: Alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and
nicotine.
3. VEGGIE DIET: Makes for good tasting sperm,
but there are ones to avoid: Cabbage, cauliflower,
broccoli, and asparagus all can lead to a bad tasting
Oil Of Man.
4. GET FRUITY: Pineapples, papayas,
cranberries, melons, mangos, apples, grapes and
lemons are all good choices. Fruits that are high in
natural sugars help offset the bitter taste of your
man chowder.
5. MEATY MEAL: Red meats have to go, I'm
sorry, but if you want to keep your boy smiling, then
it's out with meats, like beef, lamb and pork. Swap
with good quality, high protein cuts of chicken and
turkey.
6. CHEESEY: Too many diary products can make
your Man Mayonnaise taste salty, so is best to keep
consumption of cheese and milk to a minimum.
7. VAMPIRES don't like garlic, and neither do
your two little love-juice making chums. Onions as
well as garlic are big offenders when it comes to a
nasty tasting load, because of their high sulphur
content.
8. HERE COMES THE SCIENCE BIT: High
chlorophyll is good for tasty cupid's toothpaste. You
can find chlorophyll in parsley, wheatgrass, and
celery.
9. TEAS: Ever wondered what extras to put in your
Starbuck's coffee, well Cinnamon is brilliant, as well
as other spices such as cardamom.
10. EAT FROM THE EARTH: Junk food makes
your Juice taste bad - they're full of chemicals and
preservatives, which pollute your body.
Changes to your food intake will start to have effect
on your Love Liquor in around 12 to 24 hours, so
keep this in mind; it's best to have a day of clean
livin' for the rampant dirty night after.
On a more serious note, if your semen smells bad,
this might be a sign of infection and you should
perhaps visit your GP. ∎
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Dear Jake & Jenna
I’m having erection issues. I've
been in a relationship for three
years and the sex is still great
and I get aroused and stiff
quickly and solidly but on a
number of occasions recently,
as soon as he enters me, I lose
my erection. What can you
advise?
From Jon