5 Ways Gaming Saves You Money and Generally Makes Life Better
No food going to waste in
this house my friend, none
at all, and you don’t need to
buy unnecessary food when
you can just scavenge in your
own abode!
5: The Health
Benefits
dates, and the brilliance of this is that if your OH
really loves you, they’ll accept you as you are, and
give you the space you need. If they don’t, then
you’ll be quickly rid of something that wasn’t worth
your time or money in the first place!
The world is a scary place.
Damaging sun rays, pollution
to breathe in, germy people,
germy
animals,
germy
everything. Staying indoors
protects you from all that!
You’re not gonna be picking
up that hacking cough from the six year old who
spluttered all over the back of your neck on the
bus, no sir! Forget the chances of getting food
poisoning from some meal served by a waiter
nursing a cold. Not only are you keeping yourself
healthy, and improving your life-expectancy, but
you’re saving a ton on potential medication and
hospital bills! This can only be a win.
If your OH is into games then well you’re sorted;
either they’ll be at yours, curled up in your duvet
going to town on some co-op FPS, or they’ll be
at home, and you’ll be chatting via comms and This article is dedicated to Garf, wielder of axe, and
spending quality time together through the greatest lover of steak. May your bank balance grow larger
entertainment medium in the world. Sorted.
each day.
4: The Kitchen Clean-up
Disclaimer: This article in no way shape or form
encourages you to live solely in the dark and on a
When you’re in the throngs of a game so good diet of baked beans. If you do find yourself in this
you’ve forgotten which star gives the world light, situation, please seek immediate help in the form
you don’t have time for real food, and thus the of a light switch and a big-ass takeaway.
hunt begins. Those old tins of baked beans? That
Emsey P. Walker
crumbly packet of noodles? The frozen dinner at
the bottom of your freezer? You’ll eat anything that
you don’t have to supervise to make; after all you
only need the grub to fuel your busy, busy fingers.
Issue 51 • January 2014
10 • GameOn Magazine