The GameOn Magazine - Free Special Editions Alien: Isolation Edition | Page 20

plot for this movie would be even thinner than it already is. Either way, the Xenomorphs escape using this ploy, and even use the human’s way of punishing them against them (which I found hilarious). Having been told that if the ship ever got into trouble, it would return to Earth on its own, Ripley realises she and the crew that brought in the odd cargo have to work together to save Earth itself. It makes perfect sense to send a massive spaceship back to the planet that is your homeworld when something’s wrong with it. She sets out to get to the crew’s ship and save Earth. A bunch of people are killed, the Xenomorphs are shown to be able to swim (very elegantly so, like black mermaids with sharktendencies), and Call, who turns out to be an android, alters the ship’s course to collide with Earth. Because when you want to save a planet, you crash a massive spaceship into it. Especially when you know the creatures you’re trying to keep away from it are impervious to both heat and cold and would survive the explosion anyway. Somewhere along the way, Ripley witnesses a freak show of failed cloning-attempts, which leave her shaken, and then she finds the Xenomorph Queen has used her DNA to morph further, meaning it no longer has to lay eggs to reproduce. The resulting baby is a very special one. It lacks all of the Xenomorph elegance, and is genuinely freaky to behold, with its missing nose, human eyes, missing neck and fleshcoloured body. It kills the Xenomorph Queen and after some cuddling with Ripley decide that she’s his mama. And though it is a freaky thing, it does make the cutest 20 // Alien: Isolation SE Magazine crooning noises - you know, right before it screams and tries to kill people. The thing is distracted by the doctor who raised the Queen and the Xenomorphs, who calls it a beautiful, little baby, even though he’s taller than the good doctor himself. It rightly feels insulted and proceeds to kill the doctor while Ripley runs off, abandoning her child, which sees her doing it too. The leftover-crew and Ripley finally make it to the crew’s ship, but as they attempt to leave, the cargo-bay’s hatch refuses to close. Upon inspection, it turns out the baby followed his mommy as a good child would. Instead of rewarding him for that loyalty, Ripley purposefully cuts her hand on the teeth of the little monster and uses the acidic blood (because, the Queen had a The GameOn Magazine