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IS IT ME?
IS IT ME?
John Davies is a senior corporate partner at leading commercial law firm
Thrings. In each edition of TBE John addresses a topical news or business-
related issue. This time he’s hot under the collar about other road users’ antics.
Hello everybody. Happy New Year and all that.
I hope you had a good one and that 2020 brings you health, prosperity and happiness.
Thrings
@ThringsLaw
www.thrings.com
On that last limb, you’ll be relieved - and
maybe not surprised - to know I’m still fairly
crabby, so I thought I’d share my latest line of
misery with you.
I should perhaps preface the following
moanfest by acknowledging that during these
times of heightened global tension, economic
uncertainty across Europe, and of course
the devastating fires being suffered by our
cousins in Australia, I’m aware there are far
bigger issues out there. So, yes, I accept my
grumpiness is a little petty (or should that be
extremely petty?) but here goes anyway.
Indicators on cars. We all have them.
They’re pretty front and centre for drivers. So
why do some people refuse to use them?
Idiots the lot of them. I recently found
myself waiting at a busy four-exit roundabout
on a main road. About two-thirds of my fellow
motorists used their indicators, thereby
allowing the rest of us to make sensible
driving decisions. But the remaining third?
Well, I’m sure you can guess.
What is wrong with these people? Do they
think the rest of us have somehow mutated,
expanding and enhancing the psychic
possibilities of our frontal lobes? Well, spoiler
alert: I’m neither Uri Geller nor Derren
Brown, so I’d appreciate it if you’d simply lift
your finger, poke the stalk and let me know
where the hell you’re going because your
mind bullets are missing the target, mate!
How hard can it be? If you want to go left, pull
the lever down and take away the mystery.
You never know you might even enjoy the
ensuing tick-tock sound, the one that nobody
knows where it comes from.
While I’m on the subject, despite my
miserable ramblings I’m a pretty polite and
happy driver. I’ll always give you a cheeky
flash or raise a hand to show you my
appreciation when you’ve done something
gracious on the tarmac. And why wouldn’t I?
If you let me out or through, bless you; and
the least you deserve is a smile and a friendly
gesture.
But it’s a two-way street (if you’ll forgive
the pun). I’ve got to be honest: when I’ve
carried out an act of generosity on the
highway I like an appreciative nod or a xenon
blast to acknowledge it. Some people simply
don’t give a horn’s toot, driving by as though
their fellow road users owe them something.
What is their problem? Come on folks, it’s
common courtesy.
I’m actually getting a bit irritated writing
this so I’d best stop now.
But if you’re reading this and you’re one of
those non-indicating, flash-less, gesture-
inhibited road users, why not make 2020
the year of change? Give the little stick a
poke or raise a couple of happy fingers in
acknowledgement. You’ll feel better for it…
and so will I.
John Davies
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