EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW
WITH
OUTLAW
CITY
CYCLE
GANG
Assuming
you’re
a
traitor,
and
feel
the
need
to
consult
other,
lesser
“news
sources”,
you
will,
no
d oubt,
have
heard
all
about
the
terrible,
horrific
inundation
of
bikie-‐related
news.
Here
at
Moray
Press,
we
got
a
hold
of
two
rapscallion
bikies
who
allowed
their
interview
to
be
recorded.
Now
you,
too
can
have
a
look
into
what
goes
on
in
the
mind
of
a
terrible,
horrific
criminal.
Interviewer:
So,
bikies!
Thank
you
for
agreeing
to
this
interview.
Does
your
outlaw
bikie
gang
leader
know
about
this?
A:
Both
laugh
A:
Interviewer:
Audible
excitement
from
both
T:
Oh!
Crimes!
We
all
just
LOVE
crimes!
A:
Yeah!
Oh,
it
is
way
too
hard
to
pick
just
one!
Interviewer:
Okay,
okay.
What
are
the
contestants,
then?
T:
Using
the
wrong
kinds
of
lights
at
night!
No,
no.
We’re
not
to
speak
to
the
press.
We
commit
way
too
many
crimes
to
risk
the
entire
crew.
No,
we’re
just
doing
this
for
a
bit
of
fun.
That’s
why
it’s
so
important
we
stay
anonymous.
Righto!
So,
what
is
your
number
one
favourite
crime?