Bad News.
There
is
no
doubt
that
the
cause
of
all
of
society’s
problems
is
the
direct
result
of
perverse
incentives
alcohol.
Luckily,
however,
the
cleverest
of
people
in
Australia
(read:
politicians)
are
finally
helping
us
all
with
new
laws.
The
best
of
these
new
laws
is
possibly
the
NSW
LIQUOR
STORES
MUST
CLOSE
AT
TEN,
LOL
law.
People
who
decide
to
engage
in
combat
whilst
drunk
wait
until
after
ten
pm
to
BUY
THEIR
ALCOHOL
FROM
LIQUOR
STORES!
This
is
a
VERY
hardcore
thing
to
do
and
normal,
non-‐violent
people
don’t
think
this
way
or
ever,
even
occasionally,
find
they
want
to
buy
a
bottle
of
wine
after
ten
pm
to
go
with
a
spontaneous
late
night
dinner.
The
beautiful
thing
about
this
is
that
it
doesn’t
ever
affect
regular
citizens
only
MEAN
AND
BAD
CRIMINALS.
As
a
result
of
forcing
liquor
stores
in
NSW
to
shut
their
doors
at
ten
pm,
violent
citizens
looking
for
a
fight
and
ONLY
violent
citizens
looking
for
a
fight,
will
not
be
able
to
buy
the
alcohol
they
intend
to
drink
before
their
scheduled
attempt
at
combat.
Since
these
terrible
villains
are
incapable
of
buying
alcohol
at
any
other
time
they
won’t
ever
attain
alcohol
again
and
will
therefore
never
again
pick
a
fight
with
the
unsuspecting.
Now
NSW
will
be
just
as
peaceful
as
Queensland.