LETTER FROM
THE EDITOR.
Christmas time is coming. This brat is getting fat. Please put a penny* into my
most flamboyant, fabulous hat.
Oh, how marvelous Christmas time is! Can you think of a more jolly time of
year? I can’t. And neither can you. This year, celebrate the true meaning of
Christmas; Christmas-themed alcoholic beverages! Get into the eggnog & the
more vague “brandy-with-something’s”. Feast on the rum balls and pumpkin pie.
Pretend it is cold and build a snowman. Allow not the Southern Hemisphere to
stifle your spirit.
Remember kids, only put up warm-lighted fairy lights as white light is hideous!
The Press
* More than a penny. Don’t be stingy. Don’t make it weird.