1. Q.. A surgeon and his son were in a car crash. The father died, and his son was rushed to the hospital. When a
surgeon came in to operate on him, the surgeon said, “I can’t operate on him! He’s my son!” Who was the
surgeon?
2. Q.. Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughter’s name?
3. Q.. There was a plane crash, and every single person died. Who survived?
4. Q.. A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opened the door to see a man
whom she had never seen before. He said, "Oh, I am sorry, I have made a mistake. I thought this was my
room." He then went down the corridor and into the elevator. The woman went back into her room and
phoned security. What made the woman so suspicious of the man?
5. Q.. A thief enters a shop and threatens the clerk, forcing him to open the safe. The clerk says, "The code for
the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you'll never get the code". Yet the thief still manages to guess
the code on his own. How did he do it?
By: Elora C. and Zeke C.
Staff Members, Grade 7
6. Q.. What president wears the largest hat?
7. Q..What goes up white and comes down yellow and white?
8. Q.. I have billions of eyes, yet I live in darkness. I have millions of ears,
yet only four lobes. I have no muscle, yet I rule two hemispheres. What
am I?
9. Q.What is in the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the
in beginning of every end and the end of every race?
10. Q.. What is it that no man wants to have but no man wants to lose?
11. Q.. Mr. Van Jones, why are you like a clock at midnight?
13. Q.. What eats crow, yells uncle, and tosses sponges?
14. Q.. What do you throw away but keeps returning?
15. Q.. What letter is never recieved in the alphabet?
12. Q.. We're five little items of an everyday sort; you'll find us all in 'a
tennis court'.
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