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TEAM TALK
Funny bits and pieces
I married Miss Right . I just didn ' t know her first name was Always !
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said , " I haven ' t eaten anything in four days ." She looked at him and said , " I wish I had your willpower ."
Do you know the punishment for bigamy ? Two mothers-in-law .
Young son : Is it true , Dad , I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn ' t know his wife until he marries her ? Dad : That happens in every country , son .
A man inserted an ad ' in the classified : " Wife wanted ". Next day he received a hundred letters . They all said the same thing : " You can have mine ."
The most effective way to remember your wife ' s birthday is to forget it once .
If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say , talk in your sleep .
A little boy asked his father , " Daddy , how much does it cost to get married ? And the father replied , " I don ' t know , son , I ' m still paying
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