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TEAM TALK
Funny bits and pieces
I married Miss Right. I just didn ' t know her first name was Always!
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, " I haven ' t eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, " I wish I had your willpower."
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
Young son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn ' t know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
A man inserted an ad ' in the classified: " Wife wanted ". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: " You can have mine."
The most effective way to remember your wife ' s birthday is to forget it once.
If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
A little boy asked his father, " Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? And the father replied, " I don ' t know, son, I ' m still paying
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