5 Things to Keep
in Your Gym Bag
By Molly Ritterbeck
1. A change of socks.
Keep your feet dry and happy. No one wants
nasty feet.
2. Moist wipes.
After a hard workout, wipe the areas that
are very sweaty (pits, back of the neck, etc).
3. Deodorant.
No one wants to smell you, not even
yourself. Plus, use #2 before you put on
deodorant, because you can’t make a pig
smell nice by spraying it with perfume.
4. An extra shirt, at least.
We are all glad you went to the gym and had
a sweat fest. Really. Now change because
our moment of caring is over and we don’t
want to touch you.
5. Face Wash.
Clean your face of the sweat before it clogs
your pores and causes breaks out, because
no one has time for that.