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works for a spin-off about bounty hunter Boba Fett seem a bit more sane, but the rumour about a Jabba the Hutt movie is a real head scratcher. What exactly would happen? Would it follow his misadventures with semi-naked women? Or would it be like an extended version of Man vs Food, with Jabba shovelling space burgers down his gullet for two hours? Hopefully we will never have to find out.
#3: Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson as the
new Han & Leia.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the cinema, rumours start to swirl that the stars of the Twilight series are going to take leading roles in another saga. Although this is sure to delight vampires and adolescent girls all over the world, it is enough to reduce some fans of Star Wars to tears. This nightmarish vision gives us a glimpse of what Episode VII could look like with Stewart & Pattinson as Han & Leia. Luckily, the rumours have been quashed by the Star Wars camp, according to Hollywood Life, I hope.
#4: Darth Vader comes back from the dead.
The last time we saw supervillain Darth Vader was when he was on a funeral pyre in Return of the Jedi. Now the Daily Express are suggesting, as AC/DC would say, that he’s back in black. The BBC got in enough trouble for faking Sherlock’s death recently, so the uproar caused by Darth Vader’s return could be huge. If they do decide to bring him back, they might as well strap him into a pair of water skis and have him literally jump the shark, trademark black cape fluttering behind him, and those mediclorens have a lot to answer for.
#5: Nicolas Cage as a Sith Lord.
There has been the suggestion on one Star Wars fan forum that Nicolas Cage is going to play a Sith Lord in Episode VII. Sith Lords are agents of the ‘Dark Side’ (think Darth Maul, Darth Vader), and Cage certainly can be a terrifying spectacle, as evidenced by his extensive list of films. In fact, this one is so crazy that it almost actually works. Cage also played a wannabe superhero in Kick Ass; could it really be that much of a leap for him to play a Sith Lord? Even if Cage pulled it off, it would be hard not to think of him in his many outrageously over the top roles.
One Collar to rule them all, One Collar to find them,
One Collar to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Got a dog that thinks its a King? well now you can have made to order the ultimate collar. This handmade collar comes in various colors, of the leather variety. But what also sets this one apart is that it glows in the dark. The runes of the One Ring have been etched into the leather, then a photoluminescent pigment has been rubbed into the etching. So when you take your dog out for its evening constituiton, the runes glow.
Even though this is a dog collar, they are made to order to your dogs neck measurements, or for that matter, your cats, or your human Slave. But they aint cheap, @ £33.50.
The company that makes them is based in Canada, and they do send them post free. They also do other hand made items which are worth having a look at. I particulary like the Celtic Phoenix.
And now for something completely different
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