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SRI LANKA CLUB SYMPOSIUM
TOASTMASTERS
Issue
October-November 2013
FROM JOKE MASTER
Elephant House
Upside down
O
ne day a drunken man Mr. Sirisena got
into a bus. He was holding a partly empty
bottle of arrack under his armpit and a bag of
dried fish with the other hand. The bus was
fully packed and our joyful friend started
squeezing through the crowd to the front of
the bus. Halfway through, there was a fat
lady who was wearing a sleeveless dress,
standing and holding the upper bar with her
huge fat arm. While passing this lady Mr.
Sirisena stared at her with his blurred eyes
and told…
“My dear lady, either you wear a pair of jeans
or put your leg down.”
Which People
The wife went to a supermarket, saw men’s
briefs on sale. She bought a dozen of the same
color; went home and give her hubby.
Hubby protested “Why did you buy the same
color? People will think that I do not change
underwears!!!!”
The wife was furious
and asked….
A British couple came to Sri Lanka to watch
the Sri Lanka –England Test Series.
During 2nd Test at Dambulla, they went
out and saw a Restaurant called "Steak
House". The couple was very eager to have a
steak after having far too many meals of rice
and curry while in Galle for the First Test
Match.
While waiting to be served, they notice that
most of the customers were having rice and
curry.
Anyway, the man calls up the waiter and
asks for a Steak.
The waiter says: "Sorry sir, we do not sell
steak here".
The man, asks: "How come you call this place
"Steak House" if you don't serve steak".
The Waiter turns around to the man and
says: "Sir, we have an ELEPHANT HOUSE
in Colombo but they do not sell Elephants."
A generous Doctor
“Which people?”
A woman enters the Doctor’s room in the
Hospital and asked: Are you gynecologist?
The doctor replied;- No, I am the Dentist.
The beginning of the operation. The anaesthe- but I can take a look...”
tist leans over the patient to put an anesthetic
At the airport:
mask. The patient smells the alcoholic breath
A woman is stopped by customs officer:
and exclaims:
"Excuse me, madam, but we have to check
- Doctor, you are drunk!
your suitecase."
The anaesthetist gives the
Woman:- "Sorry, Sir, but this is my purse."
patient a tender slap in
the face. “ Am I drunk?
You should have seen the surgeon
Am I drunk
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The doctor’s advice
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten
black and blue…..!
Doctor : “ What happened?”
Woman : Doctor, I don’t know what
to do.Every time my husband comes
home drunk, he beats me to a Pulp.
Doctor : “ I have
really a good
medicine against
that: when your
husband comes home
drunk, just keep this pill in the mouth
and let it dissolve slowly. The pill is a
bitlarger and It will take a few hours
to dissolve but do not bite it.”
Two weeks later she comes back to
the doctor and looks reborn and fresh
again.
Woman : “Doctor, that was a
brilliant idea! Every time my
husband comes home drunk I started
chewing a pill that you gave me and
he never touched me.
Doctor : “You see how keeping your
mouth shut helps.”
Joke Masters
TM Wasantha
Kahaduwa
TM Saman
J Jinadasa
JOURNEY
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