Southwest Highways Texas Outdoors & Farm November 2012 | Page 19

JOKE FENCE Compiled by Bridget Decker Boudreaux and the Puzzle One day Pierre went tp Boudreaux's house and Boudreaux was working on a jigsaw puzzle. A year later, Pierre again visits Boudreaux and Boudreaux is still working on the puzzle. Another year after that, Pierre went to Boudreaux's to go fishing with him. Boudreaux comes out of the house and says “Mais, Pierre, I'm so proud of myself, I finally finished Dat puzzle and it olnly took me two years!” Pierre says “Mais, Boudreaux, I don't tink dat it should take you dat long!” Boudreax says “Mais, Pierre, I tink I did pretty good when it says rite dere on da box-- 'Jigsaw Puzzle – 500 pieces – 6 to 12 years'! ” Johnny Joke A little johnny comes down for breakfast, since they live on a farm, his mother asks him if he has done his chores."Not yet," said the little Johnny. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well he's pretty upset, so he goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes off to feed the cows and he kicks a cow. Then he goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk on my cereal?" he asks. "Well" his mother says "I saw you kick the chicken so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk". Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he is walking into the kitchen. Little johnny looks up at his mother and with a smile says, "Are you going to tell him or should I?" Texas Outdoors & Farm Magazine November 2012 18