Soltalk May 2019 | Page 27

Greek government was forced to send a rescue aircraft to retrieve the passengers, PC Corner Researchers at Queensland University in Australia claim that non-cyclists rate bike users as “not completely human.” The Professor in charge of the study wants cyclists to be referred to as “people on bikes” and wants everyone to learn how to grow “a culture of mutual respect.” Writing in the Daily Mail last month, Janet Street-Porter received this news angrily. “Cyclists are more aggressive than militant Scottish Nationalists and Brexiteers,” she wrote, adding, “and that’s quite an achievement.” She concluded, “Respect works both ways. As far as I’m concerned, cyclists need to learn manners, and until they do, they are as toxic as vegans.” Meanwhile, a school in Barcelona has removed 200 children’s books from the infant school library because they’re “sexist.” Cataluña’s regional government decided that amongst its library of books for children up to age six, only 10 per cent were written from a “gender perspective,” while 30 per cent included “toxic” stories. A further 60 per cent, it claimed, had less serious problems. Amongst the victims have been “Sleeping Beauty,” “Little Red Riding Hood,” and books about St George. Tales of the region’s patron saint (who is shared with England on April 23 each year) have been replaced by “Santa Jordina” (Saint Georgia) and “La revolta de Santa Jordina” (The revolt of Saint Georgina) which place a girl in the role of hero. Sorry, heroine ... Complaints, complaints... It’s like déjà vu all over again. This time, one complaint (that’s one, as in “fewer than two”) has led to a housing development in Nottinghamshire ordering a resident to take down the Union Flag flying in his garden. Andrew Smith from Hucknall moved into a property with his wife last October. He’s a project manager now, but previously served six years in the Royal Signals including action during the Gulf War, and says he is “proud to be British.” He says has received over 70 positive comments from neighbours but a single complaint prompted property managers Harron Homes to threaten him with the full force of his covenant agreement with them. They claimed to have been instructed by a solicitor to remove the flagpole because it is a “nuisance,” adding that this has “nothing to do with patriotism or the flag’s origins.” 25 Mr Smith knows who the complainant is because the individual has told him that the flag, which measures five feet by three feet, is spoiling his view. But he says he will stand his ground. “Every morning I feel like saluting it,” he says. “We are becoming weak and spineless. Who are they to tell me not to fly the flag?” Meanwhile in Sale, Greater Manchester, Wilf is not a happy bunny. Actually, he’s not a bunny at all; he’s a cat. Wilf belongs to Wendy Snell and they live together in a house which is next to a builders yard owned by a firm called Travis Perkins. When the firm lodged a planning application to expand its site in 2017, residents objected based on traffic and noise levels. Wendy says the last straw was when the business erected a new banner outside her front door reading “Now Open.” So, she explained, “That’s when I decided to order my own banner,” which she did and hung hit across the front of her house. It includes a big picture of Wilf and reads, “Travis Perkins depressed my cat.” Animal Corner Talking of a depressed cat, news reached us last month of a donkey found Continued overleaf