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supper one day a week,
take out garbage, and
get extra spending
money.
THE GOLF CART CHRONICLES
looking for a spiffed up, reliable,
great functioning used golf cart
to buy for my dad and will pay
two hundred dollars cash on
delivery.
• Cut neighbors lawns
weekly for fifteen dol-
This is not a scam; I am an
lars cash plus extra tips honest good son who wants to
and free cold lemonade. give my awesome dad and golf-
ing partner the ability to move
• Wash and clean up
around the golf course easier in
mom’s jalopy and dad’s his dependable newer golf car.
old SUV gas guzzler
every Saturday for extra Dad will flip his golf balls when
cash depending on their he sees GOPHER TWO parked
budget needs.
outside on the driveway.
• Deliver groceries and
carry heavy stuff free
for retired, handicap
and other folks who
need help to lug their
things. Get awesome
tips, lots of homemade
yummy cookies, neat
golf hats and amazing T
shirts. It sure would be fantastic if
someone out there with a big
heart has a working golf car they
want to sell for all the cash I have
to spend. My mom will handle
the purchase and take care of the
required paperwork making my
dad the legal owner of Gopher
Two. She is brilliant with buying
things.
That’s it for now, I do
other small jobs but
I am writing to you
because- Thanks a bunch!
With all your golf cart
contacts and connec-
tions maybe you could
let them know I am
P.S. please contact me at the
above email address, can’t wait
to hear from someone about this
matter.
It has been so much fun
playing with words to
bring about amusing
and entertaining stories
portraying people and
other living things as out
of the ordinary.
So, I wrote, and wrote,
and wrote for over sixty-
five years. Each article
was stored away in a box
never to see the light of
day until now.
AVAILABLE ON AMAZON
Golf Cart Chronicles 1
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Golf Cart Chronicles 2
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