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CONTINUED SEPTEMBER, 2018 itsnever2latebooks.com build things like bird feeders, dog house, go carts and even a back yard play house, so why not DIY and lift the roof to make room for Buster? I’m not going to give you a hammer by hammer, or nail by nail, or word by word run down of how the roof was lifted, only to say this: The new roof collapsed from lack of proper support. My sports car was crushed beyond repair. Buster lost his life and became part of a junk yard scrap heap. Thank goodness I have a good sense of humor. I have since demol- ished and removed THE GOLF CART CHRONICLES the damaged home; relocated back to my parent’s free rent basement accommodation, and currently saving to buy a new golf cart community home with a 20 foot high garage roof, and a new golf cart with an adjust- able roof to accommodate my six foot 4 inch tall body. AVAILABLE ON AMAZON Golf Cart Chronicles 1 The motto of this story is: Hitting the roof does not a new roof make. A Note From The Writer It has been so much fun playing with words to bring about amus- ing and entertaining stories por- traying people and other living fca rT things as out of the ordinary. gol Golf Cart Chronicles 2 chronicles 2 By Suzy James lf Cart So, I wrote, and wrote, and wrote The Go les 2 for over sixty-five years. Each Chronic article was stored away in a box never to see the light of day until now. lf Cart The Go les 2 Chronic of pilation s ous com t storie A humor g related shor olfin golf car/g Suzy James mail.com itsnever2latebooks@g ks.com www.itsnever2lateboo lation of A humorous compi golf car/golfing related short stories By Suzy James SEPTEMBER 2018 37