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The Golf Cart CHRONICLES BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories Can’t Park Your Golf Cart In The Garage? Don’t Hit The Roof-Lift The Roof! (This subject is a made-up story intended to entertain and amuse you) hoard my money and become a mortgagor and a half decent i there golf cart golfer. I love the place. It was owners. My name great parking my sports car un- is Johnnie Headway. der a two vehicle/box car style Let me tell you a little garage roof, for all the right bit about myself. I am reasons. a single 40 something guy who finally bought Golfing turned out to be the my own living quarters right choice because my aver- in a golf cart commu- age score was is the high 80’s nity. the first year and very high 70’s the following year. How terrific Living rent free in the is that? basement of my par- ent’s retirement home Then the following year I for three years afford- bought a spiffy golf cart with ed me the ability to a custom built permanently SUZY JAMES, Author H 36 WWW.GOLFCAROPTIONS.COM extended roof to accommodate my six foot 4 inch tall body. Guess what? My precious golf cart Buster would not fit be- cause the overhead clearance was less than needed to be made use of. Not all was lost, I’m thinking, this is fixable. I bought a spiffy golf cart with custom built roof So within a few days of intense planning a brilliant idea turned up. My dad taught me how to