The Golf Cart
CHRONICLES
BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM
This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories
Can’t Park Your Golf Cart
In The Garage?
Don’t Hit The Roof-Lift The Roof!
(This subject is a made-up story intended to entertain and amuse you)
hoard my money and become
a mortgagor and a half decent
i there golf cart
golfer. I love the place. It was
owners. My name great parking my sports car un-
is Johnnie Headway.
der a two vehicle/box car style
Let me tell you a little
garage roof, for all the right
bit about myself. I am reasons.
a single 40 something
guy who finally bought Golfing turned out to be the
my own living quarters right choice because my aver-
in a golf cart commu-
age score was is the high 80’s
nity.
the first year and very high 70’s
the following year. How terrific
Living rent free in the
is that?
basement of my par-
ent’s retirement home Then the following year I
for three years afford- bought a spiffy golf cart with
ed me the ability to
a custom built permanently
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extended roof to accommodate
my six foot 4 inch tall body.
Guess what? My precious golf
cart Buster would not fit be-
cause the overhead clearance
was less than needed to be
made use of. Not all was lost,
I’m thinking, this is fixable.
I bought a spiffy golf cart
with custom built roof
So within a few days of intense
planning a brilliant idea turned
up. My dad taught me how to