S O U L M A T E S (SasuNaruSasu Magazine) SOULMATES MAGAZINE N1 | Page 10

Naruto: I asked you one thing, just one!
Naruto: What did I ask you?
Sasuke: Not teaching katon to the child because he
could get too excited and burn the house down.
Naruto: Yeah, and what did you do?
Sasuke: ...
Sasuke: I taught katon to the child.
Sasuke: ... and he burnt the house down.
Obiously,
with Naruto
& Sasuke
Naruto: The stars look beautiful tonight.
Sasuke: Yeah.
Naruto: You know what else is beautiful? *looking at
Sasuke*
Sasuke: *tensing up* What?
Naruto: *gets close*
Naruto: *starts whispering*
Naruto: The coupon that Ichiraku’s old man gave
me for the next ten orders, dattebayo. It’s a steal!
Naruto: Hahahaha, you should have seen your face!
Naruto: Sasuke? W-where are you going? SASUKE,
IT’S NOT TRUE; OF COURSE I WAS TALKING ABOUT
YOU.
Naruto: SASUKEEEEEEEE :'(
Naruto: If I had a cup of ramen for every time I
tell him I’ll be tidier at home, I’d have a pool now.
Sasuke: No ramen for a month.
Naruto: But I was joking, dattebayo!!
Sasuke: Would you rather exchange it for a month
without sex then?
Naruto: Ok, I’m calm.
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