Rabinovich
Rabinovich is a stereotypical Russian Jew: smart,crafty and very mercantile.
Most jokes revolve around Rabinovich finding a source of income.
- Rabinovich's Friend: Rabinovich! I thought you would have emigrated to
Israel by now!
Rabinovich: Why? I can feel just as miserable right here.
- Official: Your application says you have no relatives abroad, but elsewhere
you mention you have a brother in Tel Aviv. How can this be true?
Rabinovich: Yes, but he's not abroad, I am.