Stirlitz
Stirlitz is a fictional officer from a popular TV show. Here are some of the jokes:
-Stirlitz had a thought.He liked it so he had another one.
-Stirlitz opened a door. The lights went on. Stirlitz closed the door. The lights
went out. Stirlitz opened the door again. The light went back on. Stirlitz closed
the door. The light went out again. "It's a refrigerator," concluded Stirlitz.
-Stierlitz approaches Berlin, which is veiled in smoke from widespread fires:
"Must have forgotten to turn off my iron", Stierlitz thought with slight irritation.