Rhode Island Monthly January 2020 | Page 53

REAL ESTATE ? The Ocean State is lousy with multimillion-dollar properties, no matter which way the sea breeze sprays. But the toniest communities of the East and West bays have distinctly different vibes. EAST BAY 339 Ocean Ave., Newport PRICE: $37 million DETAILS: 7 beds, 9 baths over 10,000 square feet WEST BAY 500 Ocean Rd., Narragansett PRICE: $5.25 million DETAILS: 3 beds, 3 baths over 3,324 square feet Now here’s a place to be alone with your inheritance. The forty- five-acre Seaward — listed with Compass and the most expensive home in Rhode Island MLS history — is the last massive ocean- front compound in Newport; John Jacob Astor and Jimmy Van Alen both owned the property over its debonair history. The main house, rebuilt from found granite in 2008 and fortress-like in design, is the moneyed version of “Get Off My Lawn!” But if you’ve got a touch of social introversion — Gatsby syndrome, perhaps? — there’s a 3,000-square-foot guest house and a pavilion that can host 2,000 friends for cocktails. The beach town’s priciest property, a rare four-acre offering held by the same family since the 1940s, once housed a Gilded Age mansion, Whitehall. The palatial summer home was demolished in 1969 because the owner deemed it too large and too expensive to maintain. The abode he built in White- hall’s place, a one-story contemporary with a finished lower level listed last summer with Lila Delman, is more like “Chill- hall.” Cozy pine shiplap adorns the ceilings and a sunroom is bedecked with artificial turf. And don’t get us started on the cocktail lounge with retro bar; it’s five o’clock somewhere. W I N N E R : E A S T B AY , ALL THE WAY. NEWPORT IS TO TIFFANY, WHILE NARRAGANSETT IS TO TOMMY BAHAMA. —C.N. WHO’S GOT THE POLITICAL POWER? When it comes to winning the governor’s office, the West Bay has flexed its muscles more often, beating gubernatorial candidates from the East Bay by a wide margin in the last 100 years. G OV E R N O R S : EAST BAY: 3 WEST BAY: 6 OVERALL WINNER: It’s a draw. The West Bay may be bigger but the East Bay has water on three sides. It’s brawn plus beauty, folks, our Rhody version of the perfect pair. W I N N E R : W E S T B AY. (EVEN THOUGH LINCOLN CHAFEE’S MOVED TO WYOMING). —S.F. RHODE ISLAND MONTHLY l JANUARY 2020     51 DISCOVER NEWPORT; WHO HAS POSHER