YOU KNOW YOU’RE FROM
the
WEST BAY if...
YOU GO TO
BILTMORE IN
PROVIDENCE
for prom
You’ve eaten in the
“tree room” at
MEWS TAVERN
Goddard Park
BECAUSE YOU THINK IT WILL BE LESS CROWDED
YOUR KID’S BIRTHDAY PARTY WAS AT
Chuck E. Cheese
You’ve been to the
ANCIENTS AND
HORRIBLES PARADE
on July 4th
YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO THE
Your first job was
snack bar girl at the
DUNES CLUB
You’ve checked out
TAYLOR SWIFT’S
MANSION
East Bay
You’ve been down the
WATER WIZZ AT
MISQUAMICUT
You can spell
You’ve seen
LINCOLN CHAFEE
in the check-out
line at Dave’s
You know where the
secret beaches are in
QUONSET
You go to the
DMV IN MIDDLETOWN
even though
Cranston’s is closer
QUONOCHONTAUG
You always take the bridges to drive from
PROVIDENCE TO NEWPORT
YOU’VE BEEN TO
Wein-O-Rama
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You went to the