YOU KNOW YOU’RE FROM
the
EAST BAY if...
YOUR KID’S BIRTHDAY PARTY WAS AT
United Skates of America
You went to the
MARRIOTT
IN NEWPORT
YOU’VE BROUGHT YOUR PUP TO
O’Brien’s Pub
for prom
You’ve been to the
BRISTOL 4TH
OF JULY PARADE
You’ve been to
ESKIMO KING
YOU KNOW WHERE
Jay Leno
LIVES
You can name
all the towns
that make up
Even though
Dunkin’ is closer, you
get your coffee at
SIP ’N DIP
You know what the
RED BRIDGE
is
FOUR TOWN FARM
YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO THE
West Bay
You can find your
way around
LITTLE COMPTON
You’ve been to
PRUDENCE ISLAND
YOU GO TO
Colt State Park
You never take the bridges to drive from
PROVIDENCE TO NEWPORT
46 RHODE ISLAND MONTHLY l
JANUARY 2020
Your first job was working
the concession stand at
SEEKONK SPEEDWAY