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3.30pm The Other End of Town. “Hi Jennifer. Thanks for coming. Now we want to sell this house right now.”

“Who owns the property?”

“Henry does, stupid.”

“Stupid? So where is Henry?”

“He’s passed out there on the lounge but he said I can do whatever I want. He’s my Sugar Daddy you know.”

“How old are you?”

“How old should I be?”

4.15pm I need to get back to the office to prepare for my auctions tomorrow.

5.00pmSuzie: “Hey friend. I am at Central Police Station. Thanks a lot! Got done for drink driving. Now I am a criminal!”

5.04pm“Hi. It’s Mrs Bronson. We have had a change of mind. Can you come over at 7.00pm and we will appoint you as our agent. Lucky you. Speak soon xxx.”

5.30pmBack at the office. Photocopier is still not fixed.

phon call: “Hey Jennifer. It’s Mike, as in Magic. Anyway I can’t assist you tomorrow with your Auction as I have a belated Mardi Gras thing happening tonight…if you know what I mean? Good luck!”

5.44pmMy Principal: “So I have had a buyer on the phone that says you will not allow her to buy anything from us because you hate her cats!”

6.55pmSitting outside the Bensons waiting for 7.00pm.

6.58pmPhone call: ”Jennifer, it’s Steven. What did you do to Suzie. She’s been arrested, thanks to you and now she has been admitted into rehab. What kind of friend lets this happen? Huh? Huh?”

6.59pmOne minute to go with the Bensons

7.00pm“Hello Mr and Mrs Benson. Here I am again.”

“That’s not Janifer. We want Janifer. Janifer can get us what we want for half your fee. She was trained in Uganda, so she knows how to make a deal. We are washing big money right now. Can you just leave?”

7.01pmMessage Husband: “Where are the children? Are they with you?”

7.04pmSteven “We have now defriended you.”

7.05pmI need a drink

7.06pmText: “Hi Jennifer. We are so looking forward to you auctioning our property tomorrow. Don’t feel guilty about the time you have spent today contacting all those great buyers you have lined up today. Chin Chin!”

7.08pmJennifer Observation “will that piece of rope support a weight of 69kgs."

7.15pmNormally during the week I would be at a night auction. But not tonight.”

7.20pmCentral Police “Hello, Is that Jennifer Mcfarline?

“Yes”

“We have a very serious complaint about you regards you wanting to kill two cat’s?”

“You can’t be serious!”

“Well, that’s not the only complaint. Apparently you have been trying to commit identity fraud with the neighbours around one of your listings. Trying to extract personal details from them.

7.28pmWhere am I? I am not sure.

7.31pmSydney Council (text): “Hello Jennifer. Just to let you know we have approved a 6 level multi unit development on the property you are auctioning tomorrow. You may have met my Son?”

7.33pmJust a blurr