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12.55pm Suzie (text): “Just got here. See you soon.”“F**k!”

1.00pmThe Bronson’s

“Lovely home you have here.”

“Is that the best you can say! Why not say this house is worth $10.0M and I can get it

for you. How about that for a statement?

“Well, $10.0M is stretching it a bit. I would think closer to $900,000.”

“Are you serious! My husband is dying in front of us and the best you can get us is $900,000. You can see the original carpet and wall paper. We did that! Forty years ago. Our blood, sweat and tears went into that. All original!! Can’t you smell it!”

“$920,000”

“F**k off!”

1.55pmSuzie (text): “Hello?”

2.00pmSecond open..no third open??

To the Vendors “Did you know we had an open home for your property now.”

“Yes. But we thought we would stay. See how you handle the potential buyers. And help if you need it.”

“Great!!!”

2.15pmPhone call: “Are you at Feline Street now. My cats cannot make it. Maybe you could

video it and stream it to us?”

“You’re kidding?”

“Why do you dislike my cat’s so much?”

“I don’t dis…”network interruption” like your cats.”

Click!

2.20pmOpen Home “So how much will it go for?”

“It’s going to auction tomorrow.”

“Yes. But how much will it sell for…exactly.”

“It’s an auction.”

“Are you a communist?”

2.22pmMrs Bronson “ Why did you not show the clock feature and flying birds on the wall in the sitting room?”

“Really!!!”

2.40pmOut of there. Yeah!

2.41pmPhone call: “Hey, hi. Only just missed your open just now. Do you think we could sneak in? Like now?”

2.42pm“Hi, Mrs Bronson. I have a last minute motivated buyer that really wants to have a look through now. Is that OK?

“Sure. You should be more organized.”

2.54pm“Hi. This is the property. It’s after open hours but please feel free to have a look through.”

“No. This is crap. Thanks for wasting our time!”

2.55pmPhone call: “What is it that you don’t like about my cats?”

“Your cat’s are fine.”

“Fine! They are fantastic. Were you sporned from the Devil?”

3.02pm“Hi. Is that Jennifer.”

“It is. How can I help?”

“Well, we want to sell our house straight away. So can you come over right now?”

“Sure?”

3.03pmSuzie: “I have left. Thanks for not turning up. I drank the whole bottle of Champs. If I get booked it’s your fault!”

3.04pm“Hi this is Steve from AGL. For security and privacy reasons…Click.