12.55pm Suzie (text): “Just got here. See you soon.”“F**k!”
1.00pm
“Lovely home you have here.”
“Is that the best you can say! Why not say this house is worth $10.0M and I can get it
for you. How about that for a statement?
“Well, $10.0M is stretching it a bit. I would think closer to $900,000.”
“Are you serious! My husband is dying in front of us and the best you can get us is $900,000. You can see the original carpet and wall paper. We did that! Forty years ago. Our blood, sweat and tears went into that. All original!! Can’t you smell it!”
“$920,000”
“F**k off!”
1.55pm
2.00pm
To the Vendors “Did you know we had an open home for your property now.”
“Yes. But we thought we would stay. See how you handle the potential buyers. And help if you need it.”
“Great!!!”
2.15pm
video it and stream it to us?”
“You’re kidding?”
“Why do you dislike my cat’s so much?”
“I don’t dis…”network interruption” like your cats.”
Click!
2.20pm
“It’s going to auction tomorrow.”
“Yes. But how much will it sell for…exactly.”
“It’s an auction.”
“Are you a communist?”
2.22pm
“Really!!!”
2.40pm
2.41pm
2.42pm
“Sure. You should be more organized.”
2.54pm
“No. This is crap. Thanks for wasting our time!”
2.55pm
“Your cat’s are fine.”
“Fine! They are fantastic. Were you sporned from the Devil?”
3.02pm
“It is. How can I help?”
“Well, we want to sell our house straight away. So can you come over right now?”
“Sure?”
3.03pm
3.04pm