NAIVASHA TOUR
The Naivasha Tour Match Day 2 report . ‘‘ May the real Railway Men Please Turn up ’’ Legend has it that Naivasha has been the best tour in the railway national tour calendar . This myth confirmed by the grape vine that characterises the railway third halves that I have attended ; With epic stories such as , where the Symbol or is it Pagey , once forgot to wear his drawers for the match and took a position in the front row for the team Photo , only for his willie to decide to photobomb that particular one , or when the Real Railwaymen shared a van to Naivasha and picked chicks along the way , in what was dubbed the boogie van , do the boogie in back seat of the van and drop them off just close to Naivasha Town before they ran rampage the railway way , then picking them up again for the boogie ride back to the capital or when solo forgot his team kit and decided to buy drawers as a replacement . The problem is solo plays with a hardon in the pitch that why he wins all the ‘ loose balls ’ floating in the middle of the pack , Capucho a rejoinder is expected by the way , I ’ m bracing up for a brutal third half next week …. shifted and moved everything on my calender to be with the myth of the dishonourable railway men and I was panting like a boer boel on heat to break the tour virginity as a new member . Maybe Naivasha is lost its legendary status luckily I still have glimpse of the “ tourer ” in that Eldoret Tour … Eldoret Excess …. One is left to wonder is the “ wonderer ” a dying breed in the current Railway crop ….
Match Day 2 The stage was set for the match with Naivaha wazee in the match fancied and hallowed old Trafford stadium with the wonderers starting off playing to the Stretford end … read us “ kwa NjagiMuriuki ’ s ” and the host playing towards the scoreboard end … read as “ kwa RuoKimani ’ s ” We had 13 strong Wonderers in the pitch ready to defend the perfect start to the tour following a flawless win in match day 1 where the wonderers won convincingly . Wonderers started on high by having all eleven players ready for the scratch the missing cast this time was Mr . Money Man and Goid Moibi whom also doubled up as the tour captain and the tour manager for this tour . They made the majani brothers grand entrance to the stadium look like just a side show as they drove in with the car blazing some cool TP OK Jazz tune while the majani brothers were deeply meditating on on Bob Marleys consciousness rebukes , I guess they were repenting for their transgression for forgetting the number of their Majani Contact in Naivasha … This is one indicator that the Naivasha Tour has lost its sting …. Our host were clearly not prepared for the match since we arrived in before them and took on to the pitch while a sizable crowd moved in to bare witness to the this much anticipated clash . From the archives it was clear that the wonderers have had a tradition on losing the second match of the tour due to obvious reasons that we know … “ Third Halves ” Fazul took on the responsibility of the tour captain The following was his line up . Job was for the first time in his railway career dropped from the starting lineup because of his lack lustre performance on the pitch from the previous match . He was the most notable omission off the pitch . The match started with the wonderers on the front foot . We were very deliberate in our play since we had a record to defend having won 100 % on the road and wanted to maintain the immaculate record of wins . We had the possession in the first 5 mins of the match which didn ’ t scare our opponents because the pitch was massive getting the ball upfront ment that we had to move as a unit to avoid the quick counters that could