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Long Live The Railway Wanderers FC! fter a very busy inter-season finished by an epic Eldoret tour, which we have to thanks DJ and JIJO of having taken care of our tourers properly. This season, we would like to focus on the huge job of having a proper pitch to play. I had never played in a potatoes field but now is done and really not practical and even dangerous. We are progressing on the matter and the ball is on our side. The planning team has to finish the job but I am confident that we will be able to do it. I wish all of you a great season and good behavior on the pitch. Never forget the only commander on the pitch is the ref even if he does mistake A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" ~Olivier – Chairman [email protected]