There are 1001 things that goes into the planning of a wedding. Let’s see what a bride actually has to go through...
Ken: Relax, Barbie. Keep calm and we’ll get married.
Barbie: What keep calm!! What’s keeping calm? So many things haven’t decided yet!!!!!
Ken: Like what? We already booked the venue, right? We’ve gotten an officiator, and so on.
Barbie: Ya! But, we haven’t decided on the wedding favours yet, you know? Should we get coasters?
Ken: Huh? What coasters? Thought we are getting bags?
Barbie: No, we need something to put inside the bag right.
Ken: Since when?
Barbie: Tsk. Never mind, Botak Printing can print coasters for $0.39, but it’s on paper.
Ken: Huh?...paper, gets wet easily.
Barbie: Then how...
Ken: Don’t worry. Very easy to find one lah. So many places can do.
Barbie: You say until so easy. Say only, so easy. Also not you do.
Ken: ....... Cause later you say I do wrongly. Even for the colours also like that. Like, no...not this type of yellow. It’s lemon yellow...
Barbie: Win already lor.
*Names have been changed to protect the guilty and the victim
So what actually makes a bridezilla?
Watch out for the signs:
(http://www.cracked.com/funny-2190-bridezillas/#ixzz2utu0cohX)
1) Obsession with perfection during all stages of wedding planning
2) Disregard for groom's preferences
3) Constant insistence that she is not being all that particular
4) Constant reminders that she has been planning her wedding since she was a little girl
5) Repetition of the phrase "It's my day"
6) Overuse of the word "perfect"
7)Disregard for politeness or even civility when conversing with anyone
8)Tantrums and stomping of feet
9) Shrieking tone overtakes voice
10) Desire to destroy large cities