We left the restaurant and Date 5 casually asked
about my plans for the rest of the evening – was
I heading home or did I fancy accompanying
him to a nearby hotel? I probably shouldn’t
have turned him down – my biological clock is
ticking, after all.
Date: 6
this guy’s place.
So there I was, under the influence of cheap
Chinese beer, tempted by the thought of warm,
bubbly goodness and feeling a bit miffed by Date
6’s womanizing. Deciding honesty was the best
policy, I bluntly informed Date 6 that I was going
to have a bath. He looked disappointed but we
said our goodbyes and I started to make my way
towards the exit. ‘Gangnam Style’ was playing,
so I stole a cheeky glance to check out Date 6’s
dance moves, only to find he was snogging the
face off one of the Chinese chicks. Nice.
Occupation: Unknown
Location: Chinese bar
I originally met Date 6 whilst out with Date 1.
He put in a lot of groundwork, texting on the
hour, every hour and eventually asked me out.
We met at the same bar as before and I was
relieved it was just the two of us – no friend tagalongs or grumpy girlfriends.
He absolutely LOVED dancing and ran to
the dance floor to have a boogie whenever a
good song came on. His talent attracted a lot
of attention and scantily-clad females started
coming over to toast him. When they realized
he was on a date with the only white girl in the
bar they wanted to take photos.
Date 6 invited them to join us and they giggled
like pubescent teenagers, repeating the only
three English phrases they knew: ‘hello’, ‘I love
you’ and ‘make love’. I was then faced with
a date-scheduling dilemma – I was receiving
flirtatious texts from another Chinese chap
asking me to join him for a drink. I’ve known
this other guy for ages; he’s often out of town,
which is why he hasn’t actually featured in
this week’s dating challenge. I like him for two
reasons: 1) he can do magic tricks and 2) he has
a really nice place with a bath. During my entire
existence in China, I’ve only ever had a bath at
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