Giggle and Grin
Running late, a wife asks her husband
to peel half the potatoes for her and
she would do the rest when she got
home. He did as he was asked.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm
knocking!
Branches of Love
Here is my hand as you can see
Shaped to be perfect as a tree
My fingers reach out to God above
He reaches down to me with love
On the branches of my tree
Are leaves of beauty as you can see
These leaves will fall to the ground
The beauty of God is all around
The tree will grow and so will I
Both reaching up towards the sky
God made the tree and God made me
A little hand and a beautiful tree
Contributed by
Gail Rosewarne
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't
say "banana"?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
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Reasons to Test your
Childrens Hearing
A little boy was doing his maths
homework & saying: 2+5, the son of a
bitch is 7. 3+6, the son of a bitch is 9.
His Mom: What are you doing?
Boy: I'm doing maths homework.
Mom: This is how your teacher taught
you?
Boy: Yes.
Infuriated, Mom asked the teacher the
next day- 'What are you teaching my
son in maths?'
Teacher: Right now, we are learning
addition.
Mom: You teaching them to say 2+2,
the Son of a bitch is 4?
Teacher after laughing: What I taught
them was, 2+2, the sum of which is 4.