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18 THIS IS PLUMBING Loos from around  the world By Eamonn Ryan Some time back, a city bank put up a highly politically incorrect sign in its staff lavatory, urging foreign staff to, among other things, refrain from balancing on the seat squat- style (and risking either falling off or destroying a perfectly good toilet; to operate the flush mechanism with their hand (“and not your foot”); and reassuring users that good old British plumbing was more than up to the challenge of a few scraps of toilet paper. Plumbing Africa decided to evaluate traditional toilet styles, and came to the conclusion that South Africa toilets are best: Squat toilets are a common sight in Asia, Africa, the Middle East and parts of South America, and even the less civilized pockets of Europe. It was obviously not invented by a plumber, but no one wants to take credit for the thing. 1. The French toilette: For the benefit of those fortunate enough to have never had to deal with this tragic miscarriage of plumbing design, a squat toilet is not so much a toilet as a target. It consists of a thick, contoured ceramic slab, usually about one metre square, installed flush with the floor, incorporating a drain hole in the back and two raised platforms where you’re supposed to put your feet. 3. The African long-drop: When it comes to using 1 These are common all over the world. www.plumbingafrica.co.za 2. Japan: This 80-plus-year-old lavatory consists of a single toilet installed in one corner of a 7.4m 2 room. It is tucked away in the Hyakudan Kaidan (100-Step Staircase) pavilion, which is only opened to the public when events are being held there. According to the hotel staff, it was probably designed for use by brides who needed an attendant to hold up the trailing wedding gown. @plumbingonline @plumbingonline 2 The honourable Japanese loo. @PlumbingAfricaOnline March 2020 Volume 26 I Number 01 Here’s our evaluation of some of the loos around the world: